I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
and i looked up. we had an audience...
either way he was missing a nipple.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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