i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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