He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
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