This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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