I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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