Me too!
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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