I would go down on you faster than GM stock
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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