Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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