we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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