i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
