How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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