i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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