So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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