Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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