with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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