and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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