to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
No subtext here. People are naked.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
