She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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