Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
