We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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