To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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