if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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