Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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