I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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