how can u be prego again
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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