everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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