My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Its about making memories worth repressing
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
