dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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