Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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