i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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