Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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