Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Randomize
