I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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