No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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