u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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