Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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