Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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