Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
We just shotgunned beers for America
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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