i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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