oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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