rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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