I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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