...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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