Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I just forgot I was standing up.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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