I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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