So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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