There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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