Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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