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There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
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