it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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