3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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