i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Randomize
