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This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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