How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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