Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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