'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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