Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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